2 MSM Reporters and a Soldier are abducted by...

Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and an Israeli soldier were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

Dan Rather said, “Well, I’m a Texan, so I’d like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, “Now I can die content.”

Katie Couric said, “I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The terror leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Couric dictated some comments. She then said, “Now I can die happy.”

The leader turned and said, “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?” “Kick me in the ass,” said the soldier. “What?” asked the leader? “Will you mock us in your last hour?” “No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Israeli.

So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass. The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?”

“What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you two assholes report that I was the aggressor?!

h/t DZ Sokol Blog

Darfur Genocide Survivors find New Life In Israel

Hundreds of thousands have lost their lives and 2.5 million people have been displaced from their homes in Darfur. Here is the story of 2 refugees, survivors of the Genocide in Darfur, which found a safe haven in Israel.

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Top 15 Islamic Fundamentalist Pickup Lines

15. Hey doll, wanna be one of my 72?

14. Hajjyoudoin'?

13. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your cave?

12. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

11. That's a nice burka, can I talk you out of it?

10.I know Halal meat does a body good, but day-um, how much you been eatin'?

9. Bond. Mohammed Bond.

8. If you give me your virginity, you won't have to deal with those suicide guys.

7. Hey baby, your refugee camp or mine?

6. What's a nice girl like you doing in a bombed out shelter like this?

5. Is this dynamite in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?

4. Boy I'd love to occupy your territory.

3. I bet you cause uprisings where ever you go.

2. For you baby, I'd give up sheep.

1. Jihad me at hello.

by Martin Bodek

Gaffes Recap...sort of ...

What's Your Point of View?

I am, no doubt, an optimist.

Oh Pity...

The compassionate conservative in me just had to post this. Perhaps there is a way we can help these poor souls. Maybe, we could set up care centers in our local communites. Of course, tax payer funded. Anyone have any better ideas to help and bless these dear lost Obamunists?

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Still Trying...struggling...

...but crap like this is making it real difficult for me to turn that corner of bipartisan unity, sweetness and light...blech!
Maybe tomorrow...

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Change...We got it!

The historical election of the first black POTUS is a positive kind of change and so far IMHO the only positive change of all the promised changes we have coming our way.

I am hopeful that a black POTUS will go a long way in healing the bitterness that SOME hold to in the black community. May this presidency carry us into an era of racial peace and kumbaya.

I must say though, race or racial peace certainly is NO reason to vote for anyone...hey, I am trying to find the silver lining here.

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Hail to the Chief?

Well, until I get there I am still feeling a little snarky about our President-Elect.

Obama Wins...Oh the Horror!

I need some time. Hopefully, I can rise to the occasion with dignity as many of my conservative blogger friends . I have been reading some very inspirational posts congratulating our new President-Elect and wishing him well...maybe tomorrow. Today, I am going to lick my wounds and work toward gaining some perspective. I fear this man and what he has in store for our liberties. I just can't bring myself to jump up and down with sincere well wishes. I'll figure a way to deal with it...tomorrow.

I applaud Katie at Mom's in the Right for posting this admirable pledge. We'll see how long it takes for me to sign it...maybe tomorrow. If, you're up to it I encourage you to be bigger than me and head over there and add your John Hancock.

The "I support the office of the President of the United States of America" pledge.

I pledge to support the Office of the President of the United States no matter the man or woman chosen to hold the office. I pledge to support my fellow American with the same love and compassion I would receive in return. I pledge not to belittle, call names, or gloat on the internet and elsewhere.

I sincerely believe in this pledge and have always practiced it and taught it to my children...even during the Clinton era. Maybe tomorrow, I will quit rocking back and forth muttering "We're screwed" and sign the stinking pledge...and mean it. BTW, it is not the second line I have issue with. I believe that I have treated my liberal/Obama supporting fellow Americans with respect and dignity as I would like to be treated. Although, in many instances the favor was NOT returned.

Until then I can pray...
"May the Lord bless our nation and protect us and shine His face upon us, be gracious to us, may He turn His face toward us and give us peace, Amen."

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Israel's Stakes in the Us Election

When you dwell in a tiny country that is surrounded by enemies frothing at the mouth for your destruction, friends are important. Therefore, American politics matter to Israel.




An interesting point in this interview is that the Israeli media has given BHO the same pass as our liberally biased media in the US. Yet, despite the media's greatest effort to control our free elections McCain overcame and took the American-Israeli vote.

Naomi Ragen Tell's Us Why She Chose McCain over BHO

Why I Voted for John McCain
From Naomi Ragen:

Friends,

For Americans voting from Israel, the elections are over. Early polling suggests 75% of the 200,000 Americans eligible to vote here did so for John McCain. I was one of them. Below I tell you why.

As I and my family anxiously await the election returns from America here in Jerusalem, we will be wondering not only if Barack Hussein Obama will be elected, but if this will be the last free elections ever held in the U.S.

With massive voter fraud by Obama’s protégé, ACORN, which is not a voter registration organization, but a pack-the-voting-rolls-with-Democrats-for-Obama organization; with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid ready to pass the “Media Fairness Doctrine” that would outlaw any fairness in the media (even the little there is now), the ban on secret ballots in unions, and Obama’s documented disdain for the “mistakes” of the Constitution that he is planning to ‘correct’ while he ’spreads the wealth,’ we may not be having this conversation again, if ever.

With every blessing, and still some hope,
Naomi Ragen
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Why I Voted for John McCain
By Naomi Ragen

The first election I remember clearly was that of John F. Kennedy. I was a little girl at the time, but the handsome candidate won my heart, and the election. For decades the differences between Democrats and Republicans in America have been slight, with one candidate a little more articulate or photogenic than the other, but certainly both were capable, patriotic, and experienced.  This election - probably one of the most important in the history of America- changes all that. Faced with hostile forces which threaten all of us in the free and civilized world, Americans experienced just how dangerous their position is on 9/11, when their safe, protected world came crashing down on their surprised and unsuspecting heads. In this election, Americans either choose to continue fighting those forces by voting for John McCain - a staunch patriot and war hero, or to give in and give up by choosing Barack Hussein Obama, a virtual unknown who wants to slash America’s defenses, lose her war in Iraq, and start unconditional talks with homicidal maniacs that threaten us all with atomic war.

I trust John McCain on security. He is the son and grandson of four star navy admirals. He has a son serving in Iraq. He was tortured in a Vietnamese prison for five and a half years, and wouldn’t let his father -supreme commander of all U.S. forces in that war- use pull (protekzia, as we say in Israel) to get him out before others. He understands the importance of winning the war in Iraq to Israel’s security. As he said: “We are engaged in a basic struggle between humanity and inhumanity; between builders and destroyers. If fighting these people is not intrinsic to the national security and most cherished values of the United States, I don’t know what is.”

Barack Hussein Obama, on the other hand, is the son of a white woman from Kansas and a Black Muslim from Kenya. He has never served in the military. His spiritual mentor is Rev. Wright, a Black racist and anti-Semite who preaches ‘God damn America’ from the pulpit. Obama calls himself a “citizen of the world,” and is popular with European-haters of America. He has other close friends who hate America, including domestic terrorist Bill Ayers who blew up buildings in the sixties, and planned to blow up the Pentagon. Obama is also friends with Israel-hating Rashid Khalidi who had close ties with the PLO, and indicted Syrian-American slumlord Tony Rezko. He has lied about these connections. But about this he has told the truth: if elected, one of his first acts as president will be to remove U.S. troops from Iraq and to hold unconditional talks with terrorists like Ahmadinejad.

The Democrats have run a very, very expensive campaign, financed by million of dollars of foreign donations (which are illegal), including money from Arabs in Gaza, to hide these facts. They have succeeded in convincing Jews to believe what they are told, not what they should be able to see with their own eyes. It is estimated seventy-five percent of Jews in the U.S. will vote for Obama- the opposite of the Jews in Israel. They will vote for him to feel that they are ‘enlightened’, overcoming any prejudice against a Muslim and a Black man. They will vote for him because they have been told he will be better for the economy (he won’t. He’ll destroy the U.S. economy with new taxes, ) They will vote for him because instead of G-d, they believe in abortion rights, they don’t really care what is best for Israel, and because they want to feel like liberal Americans who read the New York Times, not ethnic outsiders.

People like me are harder to convince. That tends to happen to you when you are in the same building with a Hamas terrorist who has just blown himself up in the hope he can take you and your family with him. I voted for John McCain, and so did every other American in Israel I know, Jew and gentile, religious and secular.
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